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Old Jul 27, 2007, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #141
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When you see a purse on the ground, you start to wait. If the person it belongs to doesn't pick it after 10 minutes, it yours.

Your visits to the Doctor's office ussually start with the sentence: "OMGZ: Heal me you **** NOOB!!!!11"
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #142
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When you make your own Guild Wars iron on T- shirt with the art work Anet posts ... >.>

and it's now worn out :P
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 03:06 AM // 03:06   #143
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you take off all your clothes and dance in the street, saying "Will dance for Gold!"

you call someone a noob if they mess up

when you go to a 7-11 and ask for Sup ID kits. (ok I didn't mean to do that one in rl X_X )

if you see a traffic jam, you think "mob"

you hail a cab by saying "LFR! WILL PAY!"

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Old Jul 28, 2007, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #144
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You're talking to your buddy at work who recently bought a Bentley and ask him, "So where is your new farming spot?"
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 03:42 AM // 03:42   #145
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When you go on vacation you take a book with you to make up builds.

You eat all your neighbors sugar cookies trying to get Sweet Tooth title.

Whenever you see green text you start freaking out and looking for your IGN somewhere nearby.

You think sacing yourself is ok, b/c some monk will rez you.

you think Gaile Gray is a religion.

your boss is yelling at you and you start dancing, expecting him to dance too(the dancing abbadon thing at the end of NF)
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 03:45 AM // 03:45   #146
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister O
When you said 'May Dwayna be with you' at church...
That one made me laugh really hard.
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 04:06 AM // 04:06   #147
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When you try to get a new Office Title rank by killing the workers of an opposing building.

You shout " Can't Touch This!" when someone starts getting close to you

you shout "You're All Alone!" at emo kids for fun.

You're always drunk, trying to get that Ale Hound title.

you spray paint everything in your house gold and play ID games with your kids, trying to get the Wisdom title.

you know how big a RL aggro circle would be.
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #148
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You have a nightmare of dying in guild wars while trying to get the survivor title....man I swear I had 2 nightmares in a row like this.
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 06:59 AM // 06:59   #149
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You wear GW armors

You know and can do all the GW dances
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 02:06 PM // 14:06   #150
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When you beat up your boss in real and expect him to drop a ''green''.
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Old Jul 29, 2007, 03:54 AM // 03:54   #151
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When you get build ideas from watching TV shows, anime, or listening to radio songs.

(And no, Naruto-based Assassins don't count. DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!)
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Old Jul 29, 2007, 12:55 PM // 12:55   #152
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If you accidentally cut yourself, the first thing you think of is [skill]Blood Ritual[/skill]
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 08:48 AM // 08:48   #153
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.... when you watch a movie and it got a bad angle and wanted to left-click-drag the mouse....

(seriously, I did that when I was playing the game while watch TV, My eyes are on the TV and thought Bad angle, and my right hand gone left click and drag... expecting the TV screen to change.....)
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 02:48 PM // 14:48   #154
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When you start wondering how many journal publications you need before getting the title "Source of Wisdom"....and then frown realizing that the wisdom title track isn't even showing up yet because published abstracts are like identifying purples. Gotta get that paper published...
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 06:14 AM // 06:14   #155
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When you are to excited to go to sleep since you monk so well.
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #156
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in the middle of the winter, you go out in sandals, a mini skirt and a bra outside because they have the good stats for your exam today.

you go in a store and freak out when you see that black dye is worth as much as yellow and red etc.
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 07:56 PM // 19:56   #157
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you lose 10 lbs over the Double Fame Weekend
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Old Aug 10, 2007, 07:41 PM // 19:41   #158
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You ask the pizza man if he accepts ectos.
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Old Aug 10, 2007, 09:33 PM // 21:33   #159
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You get drunk into a cab and tell him to taxi you to Urgoz.


...that's actually what I've done once
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Old Aug 10, 2007, 11:44 PM // 23:44   #160
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you expect your family to be happy for you when you get an ecto
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